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GetLoans4me
2702 Posts |
 Posted - 11/02/2009 : 6:45:57 PM
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Married
sleeping on the same side of bed every night
sitting at the same chair while watching tv
sitting at the same chair during meals
park at the same place
listen to wife/husband/kids yapping their mouth while you're thinking of something else
gain weight
wear old clothes
cars are dirtier
go to family reunions/gatherings alot
socialize with married and family alike type of people. make fun of single people
at times, you're bored with married spouse that you daydream of cheating one day
Single
moving around
desperate for romance search regardless how much it cost (ie...internet, clubs, bars, outdoor activities..etc..)
staying in shape, dressing up sharp
clean cars and always air freshen
Willing to travel for hours to meet him/her
hate to go to family holidays because you don't have a gfriend/bfriend to show off with or no kids
socialize with single minded people and poke fun at married couples who argues like hell over little stuff
date after date after date, either you enjoy doing that or getting fed up
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velecico
5315 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2009 : 9:58:22 PM
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Married - on BO Saturday nights
Single - have BO after partying all night |
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assassin17
7841 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2009 : 04:12:28 AM
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| I was expecting some humor here. Didn't get it. |
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darkstar
26266 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2009 : 04:18:20 AM
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Married - sex everynight with no expenses or head games(no pun intended)!
Single - sex everynight, always a head game and possibly expensive and possibly solo! |
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benjamin
6966 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2009 : 05:42:05 AM
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| Married, both working asses off, happy to see each other every day,along with kids. |
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katbunk
3630 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2009 : 08:54:52 AM
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Married = happy to know you're going home to the person you love who truly cares about you. And raising a wonderful family.
Single = Getloans4me who who hangs out at the local bars desperately hoping to get lucky and telling bad jokes. |
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GetLoans4me
2702 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2009 : 08:58:02 AM
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har har har har NOT.. the only time I go to bars is to watch pittsburgh steelers football game which so far I went two times this year. Secondly, I don't get lucky, I always get some.. oh well..
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Originally posted by katbunk
Married = happy to know you're going home to the person you love who truly cares about you. And raising a wonderful family.
Single = Getloans4me who who hangs out at the local bars desperately hoping to get lucky and telling bad jokes.
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GetLoans4me
2702 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2009 : 08:59:23 AM
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married
get to travel together and spend time
this is his side and this is her side
single
have to make plans with friends or friend with benefit
he/she is flexible |
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katbunk
3630 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2009 : 09:09:03 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by GetLoans4me
har har har har NOT.. the only time I go to bars is to watch pittsburgh steelers football game which so far I went two times this year. Secondly, I don't get lucky, I always get some.. oh well..
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Originally posted by katbunk
Married = happy to know you're going home to the person you love who truly cares about you. And raising a wonderful family.
Single = Getloans4me who who hangs out at the local bars desperately hoping to get lucky and telling bad jokes.
"some" what???? Rejections? |
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GetLoans4me
2702 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2009 : 09:10:43 AM
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why are you worrying about me so much? you have a husband right? ahh I get it, you're looking for a lover on side.. count me out loser
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Originally posted by katbunk
quote:
Originally posted by GetLoans4me
har har har har NOT.. the only time I go to bars is to watch pittsburgh steelers football game which so far I went two times this year. Secondly, I don't get lucky, I always get some.. oh well..
quote:
Originally posted by katbunk
Married = happy to know you're going home to the person you love who truly cares about you. And raising a wonderful family.
Single = Getloans4me who who hangs out at the local bars desperately hoping to get lucky and telling bad jokes.
"some" what???? Rejections?
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benjamin
6966 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2009 : 09:12:28 AM
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| Peace. |
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KHufford
10407 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2009 : 09:21:27 AM
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Married men live longer, but so does an indoor cat that has been neutered.
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katbunk
3630 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2009 : 09:24:34 AM
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[quote]Originally posted by GetLoans4me
why are you worrying about me so much? you have a husband right? ahh I get it, you're looking for a lover on side.. count me out loser [quote]
I believe in California, I may be arrested for Statutory Rape. I'll pass. |
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carriemaese
3887 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2009 : 09:50:01 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by GetLoans4me
why are you worrying about me so much? you have a husband right? ahh I get it, you're looking for a lover on side.. count me out loser
quote:
Originally posted by katbunk
quote:
Originally posted by GetLoans4me
har har har har NOT.. the only time I go to bars is to watch pittsburgh steelers football game which so far I went two times this year. Secondly, I don't get lucky, I always get some.. oh well..
quote:
Originally posted by katbunk
Married = happy to know you're going home to the person you love who truly cares about you. And raising a wonderful family.
Single = Getloans4me who who hangs out at the local bars desperately hoping to get lucky and telling bad jokes.
"some" what???? Rejections?
I thought you said in the other thread that it's not in your nature to name call. If Kat weren't happily married and looking for a lover, it definitely wouldn't be a reject like you. |
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GetLoans4me
2702 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2009 : 09:53:40 AM
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Married
women are sneaky
women get their grooves on with affairs and get away with it
men get caught and pay the price
Single
they get the best out of married people's infidelity
they get the best out of married people's energy sexual performance
they are having a good time and not worry about sex stress
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success07
688 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2009 : 10:06:20 AM
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LOL sad but true...
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Originally posted by GetLoans4me
Married
women are sneaky
women get their grooves on with affairs and get away with it
men get caught and pay the price
Single
they get the best out of married people's infidelity
they get the best out of married people's energy sexual performance
they are having a good time and not worry about sex stress
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mcmoney
743 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2009 : 07:55:41 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by KHufford
Married men live longer, but so does an indoor cat that has been neutered.
This must be the quote of the month. Good freaking job, sir. |
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