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clarenceworley
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 Posted - 06/03/2008 : 07:22:49 AM
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George Carlin's
Solution to Save Gasoline :
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas
would come down.....
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border....
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle
and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ..
Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military....
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country....
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.....
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the
troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves....
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....
Problem solved.....
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clarenceworley
4191 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2008 : 07:24:33 AM
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| The only problem is illegal aliens gas use is generally a lawn mower, leaf blower, or some other piece of machinery an american is too lazy to use and do himself. They usually ride 5 to a car anyway. |
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Carpet Muncher
1385 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2008 : 07:24:37 AM
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| Another reason why I've always liked George Carlin. |
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ewinits
457 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2008 : 07:31:43 AM
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| My write-in for the Presidential vote. Carlin For President! |
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mortgagemessiah
8003 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2008 : 07:39:56 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by clarenceworley
The only problem is illegal aliens gas use is generally a lawn mower, leaf blower, or some other piece of machinery an american is too lazy to use and do himself. They usually ride 5 to a car anyway.
That's true |
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rtrefflich
3382 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2008 : 08:23:01 AM
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Steve I agree with you there, but the real problem is he never said it.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp
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clarenceworley
4191 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2008 : 08:28:18 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by rtrefflich
Steve I agree with you there, but the real problem is he never said it.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlingas.asp
Darn, I usually check these things as well. |
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EMScommercial
5138 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2008 : 3:51:43 PM
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| i used to NOT like carlin.... but lately he's coming up with some good stuff... |
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ML
2997 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2008 : 3:56:44 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o&feature=related
"In the Bullsh*t department, a Businessman cannot hold a candle to a Clergyman"
-George Carlin |
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