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lunarhamster
4437 Posts |
 Posted - 05/15/2008 : 4:14:51 PM
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He said I was wasting his time on this deal I am working on.
I told him that I was spending alot of time here too, so doesn't that make it "our time."
He didn't get it. |
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racerx
11607 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 4:18:42 PM
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I get it!
I actually went to that school! |
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brad.easter
696 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 4:22:03 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by lunarhamster
He said I was wasting his time on this deal I am working on.
I told him that I was spending alot of time here too, so doesn't that make it "our time."
He didn't get it.
Very funny! |
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PinnaclePeters
1122 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 4:22:39 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by racerx
I get it!
I actually went to that school!
Did you know Spicoli? |
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racerx
11607 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 4:31:05 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by PinnaclePeters
quote:
Originally posted by racerx
I get it!
I actually went to that school!
Did you know Spicoli?
No, I'm not that old. I went there for summer school a few years after the movie was made. |
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Xpatriot
333 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 4:38:21 PM
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| talk to the hand. |
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lunarhamster
4437 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 4:40:44 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by racerx
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Originally posted by PinnaclePeters
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Originally posted by racerx
I get it!
I actually went to that school!
Did you know Spicoli?
No, I'm not that old. I went there for summer school a few years after the movie was made.
That movie is pretty old, I need to watch it again, it was one of my favorites. |
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lunarhamster
4437 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 4:41:44 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Xpatriot
talk to the hand.
Man have I been talkin!!
I would like to back "hand" him!! |
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bigmoob
107 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 4:52:27 PM
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| Maybe he'll show up to your house with his rate sheets and guidelines to review. |
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PinnaclePeters
1122 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 5:06:46 PM
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Maybe he was busy updating his resume and any file that any LO was working on was a waste of his time.
Was he a sub-prime AE? (or just a sub-par AE?). |
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lunarhamster
4437 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 5:07:02 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by bigmoob
Maybe he'll show up to your house with his rate sheets and guidelines to review.
That would be sweet!!! |
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lunarhamster
4437 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 5:08:29 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by PinnaclePeters
Maybe he was busy updating his resume and any file that any LO was working on was a waste of his time.
Was he a sub-prime AE? (or just a sub-par AE?).
Actually this is his second day on the job, the other AE I was working on this deal with got fired, A paper... |
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Xpatriot
333 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 5:25:07 PM
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| well he doesnt sound very handy... |
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lunarhamster
4437 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 5:39:55 PM
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Another end to the day and nothing resolved with my deal, waiting for "corporate" to make a decision, supposed to close at 3 pm today, nope, Mr. Hand has done all he can.
Remember back when, when A/E's had some pull.. I mean these guys would get involved with Management, do what ever they could to close the loan, if a loan was melting down, they would be as pissed as you are, but now... WIMPS
This is an easy deal.. I just dont get it. All they have to do is add an escrow repair balance of 4000, the borrower will bring the cash to the table and complete the repairs in 30 days, we are talking a leaky fawcett, a drywall crack, and something with the furnace. It's a HUD repo, and this lender doesn't get it at all, they underwrote the file, gave me a CTC, and then said "oh, we need corporate approval for an ERB"
1 day
2 days
3 days
Still nothing... MR. HAND.... YOU SUCK!!!!!!
ps.. it's really not Mr. Hands fault, not yet anyway. |
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visionmtg
547 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 5:49:13 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by lunarhamster
He said I was wasting his time on this deal I am working on.
I told him that I was spending alot of time here too, so doesn't that make it "our time."
He didn't get it.
Well I'm sure if he read the BO he may think, "Everyone is on dope" |
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clarenceworley
4360 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 5:50:03 PM
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| Did you eat pizza while he did his initial presentation at your office? |
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Xpatriot
333 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 6:03:27 PM
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| i never had much luck with those escrow holdbacks. this sounds more like a hands on type of deal. |
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lunarhamster
4437 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 6:08:19 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by visionmtg
quote:
Originally posted by lunarhamster
He said I was wasting his time on this deal I am working on.
I told him that I was spending alot of time here too, so doesn't that make it "our time."
He didn't get it.
Well I'm sure if he read the BO he may think, "Everyone is on dope"
I'm going to be on dope here pretty soon if someone doesn't give me an answer!!!!
Or maybe I'll start bashing my head with a tennis shoe. |
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ehm3
979 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 6:27:14 PM
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this whole thread is fudgeking hilarious.
"OUR time"....and then silence on his end.
ROTFLMAO
outstanding
you should have a few drinks, then call him and say "Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooood...............I am sooooooo wasted" |
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visionmtg
547 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 6:30:03 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by lunarhamster
[quote]Originally posted by visionmtg
[quote]Originally posted by lunarhamster
He said I was wasting his time on this deal I am working on.
Or maybe I'll start bashing my head with a tennis shoe.
Haaaaaaa!!!!
"Duuuude, that was my skull!!"
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WorldWideWayne
2548 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 7:06:58 PM
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This is the funniest scene IMHO
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna ****!
Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna **** or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna ****, then he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
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WorldWideWayne
2548 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 7:07:39 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by lunarhamster
He said I was wasting his time on this deal I am working on.
I told him that I was spending alot of time here too, so doesn't that make it "our time."
He didn't get it.
I always hated Mr Hand for taking all that pizza. |
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Xpatriot
333 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 7:11:28 PM
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| mmmm pheobe cates, i would have liked to get my hands on her. |
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lunarhamster
4437 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 7:14:29 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by WorldWideWayne
This is the funniest scene IMHO
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna ****!
Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna **** or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna ****, then he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
I can't stop laughing, I can hear it in my head "my brothers gonna kill us" LOLOLOLOL |
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808
2890 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 7:15:35 PM
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| people on quaaludes should not drive cars |
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lunarhamster
4437 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 7:31:52 PM
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Brad: Why don't you get a job Spicoli?
Spicoli: What for?
Brad: You need money.
Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves a cool buzz and I'm fine.
Teacher: Hey, you in my class?
Spicoli: I am today.
learn it, know it, live it.
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clarenceworley
4360 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 7:34:05 PM
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| Tell him you'll throw a party when the loan closes and have Van Halen play. |
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mrwiizrd
32 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 7:41:54 PM
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| dude this new schedule is like Totally confusing... |
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lunarhamster
4437 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 7:43:35 PM
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Jeff Spicoli: This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there!
Aloha, Mr. Hand
Certainly there's nothing wrong with a little pizza on our time.
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mortgagemessiah
8003 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 7:50:27 PM
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| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKGCjS1zxgc |
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ski2313
763 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 8:04:35 PM
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Damn, what movie did I not see? I'm lost..
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lunarhamster
4437 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 8:06:53 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by mortgagemessiah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKGCjS1zxgc
That was so funny!!! |
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mortgagemessiah
8003 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 8:09:13 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by ski2313
Damn, what movie did I not see? I'm lost..
Where were you in the 1980s? We're talking about Fast Times at Ridgemont High. |
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lunarhamster
4437 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 8:11:10 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by ski2313
Damn, what movie did I not see? I'm lost..
Hasn't everyone seen Fast Times at Ridgemont High??? if not, watch messiah's clip and then go rent it, it's hilarious.
Customer: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Brad: Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm going to kick one hundred percent of your ass!
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lunarhamster
4437 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 8:16:01 PM
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| Mr. Hand: What is this fascination with truancy? What is it that gets inside of your heads? |
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CoolMtgGuy
4109 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 8:57:02 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by ehm3
this whole thread is fudgeking hilarious.
"OUR time"....and then silence on his end.
ROTFLMAO
outstanding
you should have a few drinks, then call him and say "Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooood...............I am sooooooo wasted"
But that might prompt him to say "I'll be right over to give YOU and hand". |
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ski2313
763 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 9:02:56 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by mortgagemessiah
quote:
Originally posted by ski2313
Damn, what movie did I not see? I'm lost..
Where were you in the 1980s? We're talking about Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
In friggin' diapers! hahaha
Well, at least for the first two years or so of the 80's LOL
But now that you mention the name of the movie, I seem to remember a burger joint, couple of kids sitting in detention, etc... is that the flic? Pretty hilarious if I remember correctly |
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brandie
3260 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2008 : 05:41:51 AM
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No shoes
No shirt
No dice |
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lunarhamster
4437 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2008 : 06:17:53 AM
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Lets see if Mr. Hand comes through today.
I have a feeling I will be flipping this loan to Taylor bean, at least they know what the hell they are doing, it may take them a month to underwrite the file, but at least they understand a HUD REPO!!!! |
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lunarhamster
4437 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2008 : 06:22:02 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by ski2313
quote:
Originally posted by mortgagemessiah
quote:
Originally posted by ski2313
Damn, what movie did I not see? I'm lost..
Where were you in the 1980s? We're talking about Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
In friggin' diapers! hahaha
Well, at least for the first two years or so of the 80's LOL
But now that you mention the name of the movie, I seem to remember a burger joint, couple of kids sitting in detention, etc... is that the flic? Pretty hilarious if I remember correctly
You may be crossing Fast Times at Ridgemont and The Breakfast Club, or maybe Harold and Kumar go to White Caslte, not sure.
Either way you should rent them all. And you might as well get Real Genius too. |
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808
2890 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2008 : 06:34:17 AM
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| American Pie, Dazed and Confused and American Graffiti are 3 other good High School flicks |
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maclin
712 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2008 : 06:34:46 AM
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| ok my name is mr. hand and I heard some students were on here poor mouthing me. I really enjoyed Kathi's pizza, and I'll really enjoy drinking her beer if she can come to Ft. Collins tonight as it will be our time.I'm not taking any slackjaw from you outpostians or I'll come to your house and we'll do make up homework out in your van while we burn one.and what about that car mirror Kathi ?????? call me lady |
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808
2890 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2008 : 06:36:35 AM
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| those guys are f*gs, hey where'd you get that jacket dude |
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Layne Jones
1478 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2008 : 06:39:52 AM
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| I'm not going to lie, my first reaction when you said "Mr.Hand" was actually South Park. But thanks for all the Fast Times quotes. It's helping a little bit to get my day started the right way. |
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brandie
3260 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2008 : 06:54:08 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by 808
American Pie, Dazed and Confused and American Graffiti are 3 other good High School flicks
High School High with the Ramons. |
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EMScommercial
5141 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2008 : 07:00:34 AM
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real names from my past....
had a high school math teacher named.... otto graph
former employee named.... corky bungg
former girlfriend named... carolyn lay
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Xanthan Gum
1023 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2008 : 07:03:41 AM
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| My German teacher was named Adolf Oliver Knipples |
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lunarhamster
4437 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2008 : 07:23:35 AM
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Where I grew up, there was family named Boner.
Big sign at the their Ranch, BONER RANCH
It always made me laugh. |
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lunarhamster
4437 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2008 : 07:24:38 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Xanthan Gum
My German teacher was named Adolf Oliver Knipples
UGH UH, I dont believe you |
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808
2890 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2008 : 07:24:50 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by brandie
quote:
Originally posted by 808
American Pie, Dazed and Confused and American Graffiti are 3 other good High School flicks
High School High with the Ramons.
I think you mean Rock-n-Roll High School w the Ramones.
Saw Cry Baby on TV last night again. I always try to watch Johnny Depp flicks. He went to my High School (along w Vincent D'Onofrio) for 2 semesters. I never met him (we had 4500 students) although I heard he was quite the Spicoli in High School |
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Xanthan Gum
1023 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2008 : 07:30:07 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by lunarhamster
quote:
Originally posted by Xanthan Gum
My German teacher was named Adolf Oliver Knipples
UGH UH, I dont believe you
Why not? I also knew a girl who would sit in the back seat between me and my buddy on the way to high school everyday. Her name was Sharon Cox. |
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