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LoanPro71
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 Posted - 05/10/2008 : 4:13:12 PM
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Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
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rtrefflich
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Posted - 05/10/2008 : 4:16:17 PM
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Where do you get the 312, I would say it is alteast 535
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LoanPro71
1711 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2008 : 5:17:52 PM
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Originally posted by rtrefflich
Where do you get the 312, I would say it is alteast 535
Actually ... it should be 534 ... you can't count Ron Paul among the atomic mass.
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rtrefflich
2636 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2008 : 5:48:26 PM
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LOL
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Originally posted by LoanPro71
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Originally posted by rtrefflich
Where do you get the 312, I would say it is alteast 535
Actually ... it should be 534 ... you can't count Ron Paul among the atomic mass.
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LoanPro71
1711 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2008 : 5:59:12 PM
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| LOL ? |
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rtrefflich
2636 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2008 : 6:26:11 PM
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I thought that was pretty funny
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Originally posted by LoanPro71
LOL ?
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LoanPro71
1711 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2008 : 6:35:17 PM
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Originally posted by rtrefflich
I thought that was pretty funny
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Originally posted by LoanPro71
LOL ?
Funny, as in Ron Paul isn't one of the morons who make up the atomic mass ... right ?
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nowbroker
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Posted - 05/10/2008 : 8:02:52 PM
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| Damn, that has waaaaay to many truths in it. |
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